Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Meeting Gods

What did I do exactly one week from today? I skipped class, got drunk off my ass, made out with my neighbor, and was felt up by a girl whom I didn't even know.

Ok, not quite. But I did skip class and went to see MIG in concert! Woo hoo! It was AWESOME.

On our way to the place, Casey and I had managed to get ourselves lost, and we were stuck in some pretty heavy traffic. We heard a radio commercial, where you can call in and be on the radio. So, Casey tried, she was boring, so then I tried and I actually got on! I sent a shout out to my neighbors, and sadly they didn't hear it.

I eventually found my way to Mr. Smalls Theater, and we still had time to spare for the show to start.

MIG was the opening act, and we got up in the front, and I was singing along with everything. I even got a few glances from the lead singer and the bassist. To say the least, I was on cloud 9.

When the show was over, I stayed in the front, because I wanted to ask the bassist if they were going to be signing autographs. When lo-and-behold, he crouched down, stuck his arm out and said, "Hi, I'm Jake. Thanks for singing along with us, that was really awesome." I just drooled.

He said they were going to be hanging out around after the show, and to look for him. So, a while later I found him and I walked over to him and he gave me a side hug, and we talked a little bit, about where I first saw them in concert, how much of a fan I am, where I'm from, stuff like that. Then he left to go to the back room, and said he'd be back later.

By the end of all the shows, the bassist was out and about, hanging with Jake, and I asked him for his autograph, he signed it, and Jake volunteered to grab the other guys so I could get their autographs too. While Jake was searching, the guitarist and I talked about where I saw him and such. He said, "Oh yeah, Jake told me about you."

The only way I can describe myself at that point in time is ecstatically joyous with a high. Yes, he had remembered my name, he listened to what I said, and he relayed it to his band mate. A good thing? Definately.

So Jake returned with the other two, they got me a free poster and signed it, Jake had also given me a sticker which he signed and a patch (which I will put on my pants). I got a picture taken with them, and Jake and the lead singer and I chilled out for a while afterwards just talking about little things, like their touring, where I saw them, how I'm a big fan, how their record is doing, stuff like that. I forget what I had said, but the lead singer told me that, "You're cool in my book." I couldn't stop smiling at that. Or really the whole time. Sadly, they had to leave to pack up the truck, and they both gave me nice hugs, and we parted.




That night had to be one of the most fun things I have ever done, and possibly even the best.


This past Sunday, when Casey and I went out to a Halloween store to get some make-up, she became excited and wanted her lip pierced. She asked if I would get something pierced along with her, and I said sure. So, I got my eyebrow pierced. It didn't hurt nearly as much as it did when I got my ears pierced. It's still a little sore, but I play with it a lot. I can't wait to be able to change the ring. I have to wait 2 months to do that though.

All in all, this week has been interesting. I had a fun time, spent a majority of my paycheck, and I'm starving. But that's ok, I needed to lose weight anyway.

Saturday, November 6, 2004

Drunken Escapades

-Michelle? Will you make out with me?
-*Laughs*Mich, calm yourself. He's drunk, you do not want to take advantage of a drunken person. But he is asking to make out with me. So how does that work out?
-Why not?
-You're drunk *Todd.
-So?
-You're drunk, and you don't know what you want.
-The only time I do know what I want is when I'm drunk.
-Jesus, I would absolutely love to make out with someone. I mean, it has been about 7 months now, I'm getting antsy! But he's drunk, that's just wrong!
-So Michelle, why don't you want to make out with me?
-I don't want to take advantage of you.
-Oh, well you won't be taking advantage of me. I'd like it.
-I don't want you regret anything. I mean, I'm me.
-Yeah, you're Michelle.
-Exactly.
-Yeah, Michelle you're awesome, and you're funny.
-Thanks....
-So Michelle, will you make out with me now?
-Ok, you can't say yes, because that's wrong. But you don't have to say no. Just keep making up excuses. God this is wrong!
You're drunk Todd.
-I know! And it's AWESOME.
-I'm sure it is.
-So will you make out with me now?
-*Sigh* I don't want to be one of those friends with advatages though.
-Yeah, but friends with advantages are good.
-Oh dear Lord. He's kissing me. Good God, but I don't care, I'm enjoying it. Ok, You didn't make the moves, he did. He's always thinking about sex, so right now I'm sure that's what he wants, since he wants it all the time. So, making out won't hurt. He probably won't remember anything tomorrow anyway.
*****10 minutes later*****
-Well this isn't too bad. He definately has his moves down. He has to be the biggest man-whore I know. But damn he's good. Oh this is great, now we're going to the bed. Well, hate to say it, but he's not getting any tonight. Oh geez- there's so much shit in here!You're going to trip.Oy.
-Damn there's too much stuff on my bed.*cleans it off*
-I wonder what time it is. This has been going on for a while now. He won't stop! Damn he's good though. He is good. I never thought my rebound would be like this! Okie dokie, where the hell is he going now. Hmph. That feels nice. Wow- he really has gotten a lot of practice. Or just watched too many porns. Lifting my shirt up with his teeth. That's a good one.
-You've never gone this far before have you?
-....No.Ah dammit, I hope he doesn't give me any hickeys. Those are difficult to cover up! He's definately loving it that's for sure. Must've been a while since he's made out with anyone. Oo! That's my ass! I guess it's a good thing that the ghetto booty has returned. Holy crap, yeah, he's definately expecting some sex tonight. Jesus! Now what the hell is he doing?! Goodness gracious...those are my legs! He's......he's opening my legs with his! Christ, this is just weird! Second guy I've ever made out with and he's doing this! Oop. Going down there again. I hope he won't remember what my stomach looks like. Not exactly the most attractive thing... Ahhh! Sneaky! *Lifts hand up and puts it to the side.
-You don't want me to go down there?
-No.
-Why not?
-Uh, just no.
-Are you sure?
-Yes. Woo! That was a close one! It's a good hting I'm not drunk also because then there would be trouble. AND the fact that I have my period is
not a good thing. He can do whatever, just no sex-age whatsoever. I definately don't want to lose my virginity to someone who's drunk, and probably won't remember it. Ooooook. Now there's grinding. Ouch, ok, a little too much. Eh, he was a football player, he's just strong. However, he's sruprisingly gentle. Hmm. Well, I guess friends with benefits can be a good thing at times. Or just a friend who likes to drink a lot and wants to make out. Whichever. Oh, ok. Guess we're done. Eh, I'll just stay here. Oh God, I think he's throwing up. Too much movement I suppose. *sigh* Well, at least it wasn't on me. He better brush his teeth after this.

-Woo! I feel great now!
-That's good.
-Ah, move over you're in my spot.
-Oops, sorry.
- God, I think it's about 4 in the morning. Hah- such stanima, even when he is drunk. Guess that's one positive of being a football player. Alright, I need sleep. I wonder if Des is back? Oh well, it doesn't matter. I'm staying here for the night. Damn it's good to be back!

*Name has been changed.