As always, I get to listen to children while at work. After much frustration, I decided to make a game of it. So, as I sit there listening to the screeching, I try to think of different things that I could say to parents, especially those ones with the newborns. So- here's my list.
1. Babies suck!
2. Is it supposed to look like that?
3. That one is definately going to be gay.
4. Why does he/she look like that?!
5. Is that supposed to be there?
6.(To a parent with a crying child) Your child hates you!
More to come I'm sure......
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Thursday, May 18, 2006
I've been slackin'!
A cracka lackin'!
I have no clue what that's supposed to mean. BUT- Since the last thingy I now have a BF of two months named JR Porter. He's hot, and I love him, and we like making fun of parents who hate their kids as well as each other. I've been spending most of my spare time with him, which isn't too much, but just enough to get our fix off each other.
He's been the best boyfriend I've had. He has said numerous times he loves me just the way I am, he doesn't judge me, and he goes along with my stupid little things. He supports me in the work I do, and tries to push me along with it. He keeps me down in reality.
I love him so much, and it's great that I don't have to worry about pleasing him, because he already is pleased. :D
In some other big news I'm FINALLY MOVING OUT OF ALLEGHENY!!! I'm moving a couple blocks down the Northside and getting an apartment with two floors. The second floor is the bedroom. I have no clue what it looks like, but I'm excited! Lynette had rung up a $100 phone bill on MY phone and put dishwasher soap in my gallon of milk. Crazy? Just a bit. So she got kicked out and right now it's only Julie and me. We hope we don't get another roommate! It's great just the two of us. It's quiet in the morning, and we actually get to sleep at night! It's grand, after Lynette left, a whole lot of stress has dissipated.
Bitch has died, and right now he's in the freezer, waiting to be buried. I want to bury him in MA with Little Man, but I have no clue when I'm going to get up there. So right now- he's just chillin'.
That's about it. I should be working on Beav, so I will do that!
Goodbye mateys!
I have no clue what that's supposed to mean. BUT- Since the last thingy I now have a BF of two months named JR Porter. He's hot, and I love him, and we like making fun of parents who hate their kids as well as each other. I've been spending most of my spare time with him, which isn't too much, but just enough to get our fix off each other.
He's been the best boyfriend I've had. He has said numerous times he loves me just the way I am, he doesn't judge me, and he goes along with my stupid little things. He supports me in the work I do, and tries to push me along with it. He keeps me down in reality.
I love him so much, and it's great that I don't have to worry about pleasing him, because he already is pleased. :D
In some other big news I'm FINALLY MOVING OUT OF ALLEGHENY!!! I'm moving a couple blocks down the Northside and getting an apartment with two floors. The second floor is the bedroom. I have no clue what it looks like, but I'm excited! Lynette had rung up a $100 phone bill on MY phone and put dishwasher soap in my gallon of milk. Crazy? Just a bit. So she got kicked out and right now it's only Julie and me. We hope we don't get another roommate! It's great just the two of us. It's quiet in the morning, and we actually get to sleep at night! It's grand, after Lynette left, a whole lot of stress has dissipated.
Bitch has died, and right now he's in the freezer, waiting to be buried. I want to bury him in MA with Little Man, but I have no clue when I'm going to get up there. So right now- he's just chillin'.
That's about it. I should be working on Beav, so I will do that!
Goodbye mateys!
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