Reasons Why I Want to Live Alone

1. The mess in the room will be mine and mine only.
2. I don't have to fear going to the bathroom after my roommate has taken a shit.
3. I can listen to my OWN music and my OWN tv.
4. My belongings will be less eligible to be ruined.
5. Decorations will go wherever I want them to.
6. I won't hve to listen to my roommate having "silent" sex.
7. The room temperature will be exactly where I want it to be.
8. I won't have to do anyone elses dishes.
9. No need to worry about missing or borrowed things.
10. I can finally cover my walls with potatoes.
11. I don't have to listen to anyone's bitching.
12. My hampsters can roam freely about the room.
13. I won't have to listen to anyone's conversations on the phone.
14. I can use the whole refrigerator.
15. NO MORE DIRTY BATHROOMS!!!!
16. I don't have to worry about random splooge marks on my couch.
17. No more stinky foods left over on the stove/counter/fridge.
18. Trash will be only found in the trash can.
19. I won't run out of toilet paper.
20. I can do things MY way.
21. I won't have to try to fall asleep listening to snoring.
22. I won't have to cram everthing under my bed.
23. I can use AAALLLL the acrylic I want and not have to listen about how bad it smells.
24. No one can steal my cookies.
25. My furniture won't be dumping grounds for clothing.
26. I can cover my whole floor with pillows.

That's all I can think of for the moment.

Notes from a drunken friend

Ace: im a it dctunk right now i hpe you have ufn at that up all night thitn g and get a god night sleep have fun love you fbeststed friden d ace man guy

Awww. Isn't that sweet.